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can u find all 27 easter eggs?

bio

BIO?

My name is 邵沛嬋 Pat Shiu. I design things.

I have led design teams in Singapore & Beijing and now live in New York, where
 I am the Associate Director of Design on Webrecorder, Rhizome’s open source
 tool for creating and accessing web archives.

This is my CV.

Castles in the Sky by Ian Van Dahl is my favorite song.

WhEN CaN I RETIrE froM inTeRNET PrEseNCE plEASe.

(there r no fucking easter eggs.)
I will Not http://webReCorder.io

I will nOt beliEVe In Web ArcHIviNg For All.
I will NoT lead deSiGn on an Open source tool for Web ARchiving.

I will noT http://OffiCIalFan.CLUB

I will NOt rUn an iNdEpenDent Printing press.
I wiLl noT pRint a RiSo ZiNe aBout regretful GIT commit messages.

I will noT http://newblackportraitures.rHizomE.org

I will NOt desiGn a webpage for an online group exhibition co-presented by Rhizome and the New Museum, curated by Aria Dean.

I will not uSe my CoMpuTER to use so-called algoritHims for so-called art.

I will NoT do thIs to eArn A MasTers from NYU’s InTERacTive COMmUniCATiONs ProGRam.

I will not hoard OlD cOmpUTing MaGAzinez.

I will not make an inStaNT obSolEsCenCE booTH.

I will Not make a PhotoBOoTH that sPits Your pHOto OUt on a 3.5 inch FLOppY disKETTe.
I wiLl not exhibit this Booth at the curated InTERNeT Yami-Ichi at the NADA NeW YoRK 2018.

I will not be a bAsiC ig doG motHer.

I will not haVE decEnT hAndWriTing IRL thAt juSt hApPeNs 2 loOk SHItty aS a FoNt.